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Jun 28, 2005

THE HAPPY FUN NEWS REPORT

Gr_press_logo_5Reviewing this weekend's editions of the Grand Rapids Press, I am relieved to learn what a wonderful world it is.  On Friday the Press devoted half of the front page to Game 7 of the Pistons-Spurs NBA championship bout.  Most of that was a picture of Ben Wallace look pretty grumpy.  Oh sure, the Pistons blowing the championship in the last half of the last game of the season isn't happy news -- but it's still fun news, kids!

Worry not.  On Saturday the Press delivered the full measure of happy fun news.  Smack dab in the middle of the front page was a big color photograph of a little girl having a heckuva good time at one of the City's public pools on a hot summer day.  Now that was both happy AND fun, and the Press -- God bless 'em -- didn't even weigh us down with an actual story we had to read about this wonderful newsbreaking event in River City.

But it wasn't until Sunday that I learned just how much the Grand Rapids Press cares about me.  Taking up most of the front page was a big story warning me that if I don't shop around I might be paying too much for concert tickers on the internet.  You see how the Press wants to make sure I'm happy when I'm out having fun?

Next weekend's front-page headliner:  Hints from Heloise!

Posted by Wm Tingley on Jun 28, 2005 at 08:24 AM in Local Media |

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